Friday, April 13, 2012

An Open Letter to Peanuts

Peanuts 041312 by Lillian Carilo

Dear Peanuts,

You are, simply, the most boring of all nuts. Hope you don't get too lonely now that I've eaten the rest of the mixed nuts.

Regards, Me

P.S. As peanut butter you are marvelous, but otherwise, not even close. ~  me

P.P.S.  On the other hand, if waiter at a Texas roadhousey themed restaurant - the kind that have floor covered with emptied peanut shells - placed a tiny pail full of your salty shelled, warm roasted goodness at my table, I might be unable to resist you.

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